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BEST MOVIE EVER: Marky Mark and the Funky Guidette.
So, Marky Mark and Snookie meet at Mass and fall in love. Then they realize that HE IS IRISH AND SHE IS ITALIAN. OH SHIT. There is an epic fight between the guys from the Shore and Marky Mark’s homies from Four Brothers. Ronnie gets killed. They have to flee - Marky Mark is wanted in Jersey and Snookie suffers from racism in Boston due to her orange skin. Where do they go? Vatican City. Although it’s in Italy, it’s Catholic enough for Marky Mark. They move there and turns out they find whatever it was they were looking for in the DaVinci Code and they become rich and famous. Marky Mark is named pope. Snookie installs a hot tub on the top of St. Peter’s Basilica.
THE END.